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I was wondering what your favorite hunting quotes or quote are?
gobbler buster Lake
If its brown its down -if it flys it dyes-The HAAA Hunters Against Animal Activests- And the one thats music to my ears is DRT!
"You can't kill 'em layin' in your bed."

Also, a twist on deciding whether or not to pull the trigger goes something like this:
"You can't hit if you don't swing."
From Troy Ruiz: P.O.S.T.E.D.

Plenty Of Squirrels Turkeys and Even Deer

I had never heard that one before and my wife and I always use it and laugh about him saying it.
The meat dont fry if the lead dont fly!! lol
Ted Nugent: You can't do this in france

Brad Farris: How can anyone not like doin this
Turkey quotes
"shoot the Puffy one"
"smash there eyes out"

Deer quotes
"Wack um and stack um"
"Smoke that Joker"
"hurry put the window down theres a deer"

haha jk about the last one
This ain't Hollywood.- Will Primos

Shoot 'em in the face!- Joe Judd, Quaker Boy Prostaff

The history of the bow and arrow is the history of mankind.- Fred Bear

Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em.- Uncle Ted (Ted Nugent)

The woods are my church

Being in a tree stand gets me 20 feet closer to god

"There are many qualities about the outdoors that deserve our appreciation. The open farmlands, the green forests, the rushing rivers, And the inesapable fact that nowhere in all this beauty will you find a decent place to hang a clock. Out here, time passes at its own pace, according to its own schedule..we just accept this. After all, what's the rush? That's what the whispering prarie grass seems to say, and the truth be told it has a good point. A turkey gobbles from over the ridge- a majestic bellow that demands we ease up. We will. The appointments can wait; that meeting can be rescheduled. So slow down, breathe deep. As the wind in the pines just reminded us, there's plenty of time."-Mossy Oak

"Summer was fun, fall is here lets go out and kill a deer." Ted Nugent

Take em
Kill it, skin it, grill it
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Turkey quotes
"shoot the Puffy one"

Haha i like that one too, just heard troy ruiz say it a minute ago
"God only gives us so many sunrises. I don't see any need to miss one of 'em." -Toxey Haas
primos bumper sticker - " i have hunted almost every day of my life, the rest have been wasted"

inside troy ruizs bow limb-- "lord, please help me when i aim"

primos staff -- "if i ever lose that feelin ill quit huntin"

my dad-- "you aint gonna kill em if you dont shoot"

ted nugent-- "animals have rights too, the right to butter, the right to garlic, and the right to the frying pan"

So many deer, so few sick days.
I was COYOTE, when COYOTE wasn't cool...

One shot, one kill, no exceptions. HA...who am I kidding?

Jeepin Bowhunter
Favorite deer scouting quote "Boots on the ground"
MRI(Most recent information)-Wil Primos
When you dont see anything or dont get a shot

"That's why they call it hunting, not killing."

"I love animals.......There delicious!"-Ted Nugent

"That ground is owned by Mr. Po....
Mr. Po-sted."-Will and Troy.

"Just popped his air-bags!"-unknown

"Jim-many crickets!"-Roger Raglin

"Give me a second.."-Stan Potts

It's not the biggest but it's big enough, Will Primos
"I would rather have a shack built on the "ROCK", then a castle built on sand. "

Kinda true. I would rather live in a little cabin out in the middle of the woods than a million dollar mansion, but then again if I was living in a mansion I would probably be rich and could have all the toys I want and my house would def. look like ted nugents does.
" You're kinda cocky for a starvin' piligrim"

"Elk don't know how many feet a horse has" - Jeremiah Johnson

"That dog don't hunt"
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
I Hunt 365
"deer tracks make mighty thin soup" - sign that hung on granddad's wall, and now it hangs on mine
VEGETARIAN - An Old Indian Word For Poor Hunter

Support PETA - Vote Democrat

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-Otto von Bismarck

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
Ted Nugent

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
Ted Nugent

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
Ted Nugent

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
Ted Nugent

My Favorite!
There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Ted Nugent
-The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

-Work is for people who don't know how to hunt.

You guys have alot of good ones!!! laugh.gif
Keep them coming!

Get your knife Pilgrim, we got an elk to skin! - Will Primos

Those toms are .....HUH.... henned up and happy! - will primos

I have 2 favorites:
"This ain't hollywood" - Will Primos
"P.O.S.T.E.D" - Troy Ruiz
Ted Nugent," We're cocked, locked and ready to rock doc."
laugh.gif BBD- Big Buck down baby! - Lee and Tiffeny, Gettin' Close

"He came right down the garden path!" - Tom Miranda

"Wound the small ones to get to the big ones!" - So not right, but funny!

"We put this marriage on hold to bring you....hunting season!" - Sign hanging in my back porch my wife bought. laugh.gif

"I put the starvation bead on 'em!" - Chris Ashley

"If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em?" - bumper sticker

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"We put this marriage on hold to bring you....hunting season!" - Sign hanging in my back porch my wife bought. laugh.gif

My wife has a T-shirt with a picture of a calendar for the month of November along with a big buck superimposed on it. The quote on the back says:
"We interrupt this marriage to bring you...Hunting Season!"
City Folk got therapy, and we got huntin and fishin. cool.gif
"I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegitarian!"

"You can't eat the horns."

"Coyotes got to eat to." (For when you unfortunately wound or don't recover an animal.)

The day they find a good recipe for Antler Soup is the day I become a 'trophy hunter'.

For use on any Holier-Than-Thou trpphy hunter, with a collective knowledge of about 3 years of deer hunting that bags on you for shooting a smaller buck, or doe. laugh.gif rolleyes.gif
put up a fight to get em in sight
kill em and grill em
P.E.T.A People Eating Tasty Animals
"Backstrap fever!"(guitar motion on his bow)-Uncle Ted

Turkey Hunting Is A Shotgun Sport - Wilbur Primos

Roosted Aint Roasted- TRoy

Drop The D*** in the dirt..

Dirt Nap

Speak the Language
Time to play a little string music
luck is when preperation meets oppurtunity
Rockin JM
Everytime I hear the words "Animal Rights" I go kill twenty of something - Ted Nugent
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